jackofficers:

liquor before beer youre in the clear

beer before liquor youll be okay dont be a little bitch

"I’m afraid I’ll never finish college. I’m afraid I’ll finish college with student loans I can never pay back. I’m afraid I’ll get a degree and won’t be able to find a job in that field. I’m afraid I’ll get a degree, get the job I dreamed of, and hate it."

A Mental Illness Happy Hour listener whose list of fears matches mine four for four. Glad I’m not the only one.
(via mcmexican)

heisenbabe:

i want to sleep for 2 years and wake up with a degree, an apartment and money in the bank.

homemadetoivaska:

me at night: ”Tomorrow I will wear something nice!”

next morning:

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